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花了半个小时给黑妹大人读帖子(配乐)

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花了半个小时给黑妹大人读帖子(配乐)

读帖子真是累啊,读的我口干舌燥,黑妹在旁边笑得气都喘不过来。
快给我来壶茶,渴死了。
各位,看到我的帖子就来坐坐吧。
晚安了。
送歌一个。



娜娜,看到你写的靶子和老牛的潜水镜我们笑趴下了,我就是来看笑话的。
瓦卡卡。
送上歌词歌名。
the king and the fair maid

It was a beautiful evening in May
fa la lan di da da da
A lady was walking along somewhere
fa la lan di da
The king and his soldiers came riding along
fa la lan di da da da
They've been away from home so long
fa la lan di da

She was young and fair
fan da lam fa lan da da
The birds were singing in the air
fan di da fa lan di da (X2)


They suddenly stopped when they spied the maid
fa la lan di da da da
Why are you walking alone so late
fa la lan di da

I'am on my way from my grandma's home
fa la lan di da da da
They said this was a dangerous place to roam
fa la lan di da

She was young and fair
fan da lam fa lan da da
The birds were singing in the air
fan di da fa lan di da (X2)

So come with me to my castle grand
fa la lan di da da da
He smiled at her and kissed her hand
fa la lan di da

There's one condition before I agree
fa la lan di da da da
The thing between you legs I'd like to see
fa la lan di da

She was young and fair
fan da lam fa lan da da
The birds were singing in the air
fan di da fa lan di da (X2)

(music)

The king did blush and dismounted his horse
fa la lan di da da da
He wanted to take the lady by force
fa la la di da

She jumped upon his horse so quick
fa la lan di da da da
He soon realised it's a insidious trick
fa la lan di da

She was young and fair
fan da lam fa lan da da
The birds were singing in the air
fan di da fa lan di da (X2)

For one, my king, you're generous and fine
fa la lan di da da da
It's been between your legs and not between mine
fa la lan di da (X2)

And then she went away
fan da lam fa lan da da
Over the hills and far away
fan di da fa lan di da(X2)

And then she went away
fan da lam fa lan da da
Over the hills and far away
fan da lam fa lan di da(X2)

(music)

END!

[ 本帖最后由 blackfish2001 于 2010-1-24 11:26 编辑 ]

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呵呵

喝吧喝吧

給黑妹讀的是笑話嗎?

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不准放歌,我卡知道不?看在黑妹出关的份上放你一马~

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原帖由 blackfish2001 于 2010-1-24 01:52 发表
读帖子真是累啊,读的我口干舌燥,黑妹在旁边笑得气都喘不过来。
快给我来壶茶,渴死了。
各位,看到我的帖子就来坐坐吧。
晚安了。
送歌一个。

[mp3]http://224.cachefile11.rayfile.com/71f3/zh-cn/preview ...
黑妹,快给你老公端茶捶背。

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原来黑鱼兄也有此遭遇啊,呵呵,读帖子,读新闻给俺媳妇听,也是我每天的工作之一,呵呵,难怪电驴上有声读物的下载越来越多了,不过到有个好处,就是口齿越来越流利了,至少是朗读越来越流畅了,要是哪天俺媳妇让我给她念色文,额的神哦~这个难度就有点高了。

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晕,这小俩口可真是属猫头鹰的啊!
都快凌晨2点了,还在抓革命促生产哦!

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色鱼赶到~

特为黑鱼黑妹献上甜粥园特产~玫瑰花茶两碗给两位润口

顺便问下~读的是哪个帖子啊?改天我也试试^^

玫瑰花瓣一片留下~

游走了~

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那么还泡在网上,兄弟你真厉害,真不是一般的孤单啊  希望你早泡上美女回家过年了啊!

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色鱼赶到~

为俺最最最意中滴人~盈盈美眉送上玫瑰花酒一碗

本来想泡水墨美眉~后来她嫌我说话太啰嗦烦了~我就又只得另觅新欢了哈^^

哇哈哈~盈盈美眉我爱你~游来游去~

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CYT

比笑话更好玩,茶坊四大美女全在里面。
外加和事佬色鱼以及潜水的老牛。周围无数围观。
我和小黑妹在旁边看得笑得不行了。
可惜那个帖子了。

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