FIRE 发表于 2015-12-10 10:59 只看TA 1楼 |
---|
|
[短篇] 中英对照笑话五则 1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉." 2. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals. 妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的. 丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的. 3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅,你占了我的位置." "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?" "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌." 4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?" 5. Always Thirsty 总感到口渴 "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道:“你觉得疼吗?” “不疼,可是我总感到口渴。” |
0 |