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[短篇] 笑话3则

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1、我特别疼我老公,每次打架挠完他我都心疼的睡不着,总是半夜偷偷起来给他搽药!
搽啥药...?
... 风油精……

2、以前有次我们大BOSS从餐厅吃饭回来,马上要去参加高层会议,到了会议门口突然对他助理说“我笔记本玩在餐厅了,你快去帮我拿一下”。小助理立马喊了一个办公室五六个人一起去找,问了很多人都说没看见,因为餐厅人很多,调监控看了半天也看没到,最后办公室主任说不找了,公款再给他买一台吧,就打电话问大BOSS笔记本是什么牌子的,大BOSS说“不就一个记东西的本子还要什么牌子”!

3、总听到有些女生,怕打雷,怕闪电,迪吧里的闪光DJ一响起来摇得连她妈也认不出她来!!!

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