1.做事排好先后次序,真的很重要……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/B3/96/fdb685c64942b4da80dd966238509227.jpg)
2.“报告领导,机房一切安然无恙!”
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3.“喂,你把我兄弟石化了是几个意思?”
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/D9/42/ce4530fb64f55b1d1b2fcc801c7be6d9.jpg)
4.八两金的女儿?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/8B/C0/ffee754fa0c06ffdc7622a4c38e984d8.png)
5.北妻的意思……是BITCH吗
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/99/A8/a73b07f7d8dac10ab26f06e20b43ad23.jpg)
6.贝吉塔:打不过你,我还不会养你吗?!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/61/D3/321f9ec6fc0605008e2189a133496581.jpg)
7.此刻主人的心情是生无可恋的……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/BD/66/380551b626a91376197cee6e01a3bc30.jpg)
8.第一眼看到还以为是洋葱……
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9.佛祖告诉我,这期的特别号码是⑨!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/B5/E8/6e54361dc9ff37940871ba52b3d9967e.jpg)
10.感觉窝好像变小了……错觉吗?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/FF/5C/4ed7cbb079ce592117930441e3d832e6.jpg)
11.花千骨暴露了一种最终兵器,可能与结局有关……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/55/DA/9a52450db3a8b290d674b93868e21c8e.jpg)
12.疾驰决斗开始啦!啥都别说,上车吧!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/D3/C8/9401705fb8a8d4f9b550ca62d529f071.jpg)
13.简直要逼死畏高症
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/AC/90/782f357404af15eb084875a8b875f485.jpg)
14.进度条的友♂谊……我闻到了恋爱的酸臭味
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/96/40/ad65878a678e00bccf24b190c63a37c2.jpg)
15.警察!就是这个人一直在装逼!!快打他!!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/79/28/de9527c8f34ece397679c595a2286157.jpg)
16.快把小鸡鸡收回去!不要丢人现眼!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/2D/8F/c7e367f48c816a80103f6ba2580007d7.jpg)
17.里面是有美女走光了吗?你们不守门口在这看啥呀
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/59/6B/65ff255ff0f243c4d0156e1baf640a93.jpg)
18.猫奴的人生……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/D9/5E/947bf192648cd208ed7cb7f148da7d88.jpg)
19.你们是在玩飞镖吗……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/78/44/6ecff2550d37fd3942a7d4fca8e9b91c.jpg)
20.年纪轻轻就懂了萝莉的好处……前途无量
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/4A/C7/fe667d0de7d13edf6177dd0abfd2b589.jpg)
21.傻逼主人你说你这有意思吗……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/ED/4F/7d8754a37ce8458187d30949807c9729.jpg)
22.谁的孩子在开后宫啊……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/0F/70/88ffc1dd1a8f77e1bebf353b397db690.jpg)
23.泰迪你怎么了?!你不是纯爷们吗?!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/3B/D0/05b2ae0b1f2ce90f544637ca5fd8db2d.jpg)
24.天气太热,QQ糖都不开心了
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/D9/70/65bca43a3853790e62d81735f89127c4.jpg)
25.头上一朵小花那种……弱爆了
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/13/64/5e07e0da4edf97fb0cbd74bb52fbdffa.jpg)
26.完美隐藏了行踪
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/6C/2D/4f0738ffa29a076296721aeeac289b61.jpg)
27.元首你闭嘴!!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/7A/65/a3feb0252f49bde7bc9092be85503ee0.png)
28.原来李银河还是个腐女?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/CC/4B/7c4e84b9c5096808e23cf361af50aa42.jpg)
29.原来如此……动保人士又要出动了吗?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/24/B9/a43f5c272c4add3c3063d03b3d4522bf.jpg)
30.这么任性的厕所,在哪?!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/50/4F/e66c1f683f3b095797756b11ace76823.jpg)