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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.小明:“我努力起来自己都怕。”
爸爸:“那你努力啊。”
小明:“可我怕啊。”

2.医生:“医嘱上一天吃一副药,你怎么吃了一周的量?”
病人:“我想跟病菌来个出其不意。”

3.小时候:玩蹦床时摔倒了想爬起来,却怎么也起不来,可发现旁边的人还是在跳着,只有自己起不来了。
长大了:过生活时摔倒了想爬起来,却怎么也起不来,可发现旁边的人还是在过着,只有自己起不来了。

[ 本帖最后由 wt4443077 于 2020-11-24 10:22(GMT+8) 编辑 ]
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