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最糗的事儿放屁等

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最糗的事儿放屁等

有一同学,上课突然想放屁,而且肯定是响屁,憋不住了,  于是他想了个绝妙好主意,快放屁的时候猛然拍了下巴掌,想借此掩饰一下,  ……   结果, 他猛然拍了下巴掌,全班都回过头看他,然后他放了个响屁。。。

有一次,同学告诉我一件特搞笑的趣事:我去上厕所时,有一男生惹怒了我.我对他说:"你在烦,信不信我冲到男厕所去K你一顿,还真把那男的给糊住了.但在男厕所的宁外一个男生,听到后立马穿上裤子,逃离了厕所.

一次政治老师来上课,噼噼啪啪讲了一大堆,见我们一个个昏昏欲睡,便说:下面,我举个比方。然后觉得不对劲,又说:不,举个例子。全班暴笑……

[ 本帖最后由 dadayeye 于 2009-4-4 15:30 编辑 ]

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楼主尽快加两个笑话了,要不最糗的事儿就是你被扣金币了,没看版规?

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哈哈哈
楼主笑话很好笑
不过赶快加两个啊
要不你也要糗了

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