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[短篇] 笑话二则

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笑话二则

家有一6岁表妹。超级早熟,自己存了很多私房钱。昨天她爸生日,一早敲她老爸门很严肃的说“我听他们说今天是你生日。我也没什么送你的,给你100块钱你自己去买个我生日吃的那种蛋糕!”她爸楞了三秒之后感动泪奔啊说道:你妈一次才给我10块。”现在到处炫耀真是他亲闺女!!



朋友进城办事,坐一野猪儿。上车就叫师傅开慢点,他妈的还开120码,车又不好比宾利少对翅膀,吓得朋友脚拇指都爪紧了,下车后朋友一把抓住师傅非得叫他赔双袜子,师傅一脸懵逼,朋友脱了鞋子,原来两只大脚拇指把袜子戳个洞都在外面望风呢!说是吓的。

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