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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我有个同学他姐夫是一家精神病院的医生。
  一天她姐去给她姐夫送饭,看到墙角蹲着俩精神病。
  其中一个对着她姐说:“你叫啥额,你怎么长滴这么俊呢。”
  另一个说:“你别理他,他是个神经病。”

2.那天媛媛半夜到我家借钱,被我无情的拒绝了!
  于是媛媛放狠话说道:“如果不借我钱,我就赖着不走了!”
  我也放狠话说道:“你要是再赖着不走,我就当你姐夫面把你衣服撕了!”
  结果媛媛在我家赖了两天才特么离开。

3.“大夫您好,您看我应该挂哪个科啊?”
  “你哪儿不舒服啊?”
  “我没有不舒服,健康得很。”
  “那你哪科都不挂啊!”
  “谢谢您!我就是明天要考试了,来听一句祝福。”

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