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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.同学误入传销组织,还不到半个月就被人给放了,回来大家问他是什么情况?他不好意思的说:里面的头儿最后只说了一句话:再厉害的人也不可能通过洗脑改变你这个猪脑袋…

2.昨天早上起床后高兴的对老婆说:“老婆我做了个梦,梦见捡到200块钱!” 老婆说:“你今天小心啦,梦是反的。” 我:“那你说我今天要丢200块啦?” 老婆迟疑片刻说:“你钱包里这二百块钱我没收了,省得你丢了。”

3.街头看到一个乞丐,我问他:“你有手有脚,为什么还要乞讨?”“虽然我有手有脚,但是我没钱啊。”

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