dfchinaman 发表于 2010-8-10 12:29   全显示 1楼
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蟲為媒

一对情侣在花前月下卿卿我我，不忍离去。不一会，两人因被蚊虫叮咬而搔起痒来。
　　女的说：“亲爱的，该走了，别再在这儿喂蚊子了。”
　　“不要紧，亲爱的，应该感谢蚊虫，它把我俩的鲜血混合在一起了。
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