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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,千言一语

母亲:“小王写给你的信,有厚厚一叠信笺,信上
说些什么?”
女儿:“说他爱我。”


2,看什么

女:“看什么?”
男:“你的眼睛。”
女:“好像不止一次了。”
男:“你知道这是为什么?”
女:(娇嗔地一笑)……
男:“因为你眼睛里有我!”


3,情人眼里

一位姑娘性情温柔,感情丰富。她结识的男朋友
忠厚老实,做事一板一眼。
一天,他就事论事地对姑娘说:“我们的感情已很
不错,但是,我仍希望你能再睁大眼睛看看我还有什
么缺点,免得后悔哦。”
姑娘回答说:“哎哟,我现在已经看不清楚了。”

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