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[短篇] 笑话二则

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笑话二则

老公最近胃不舒服,一直喝着羊奶养胃!昨天去我妹妹家,老公一下车就吐了!妹妹看了一眼说“姐夫你咋还吐奶了呢是不是吃我姐得奶中毒了



未来岳父较保守,来徐,女友再三交代:
绝不能让老人家知道我们住一起了!
为此我们甚至错开公交,言语中故意透露相隔很远
最后在送老人去车站路上,我拎着东西前面走
父女俩后面聊天,我听着他们对话:
“爸,你看,这家伙胖吧!”
“还好吧,看不出来!”
“好什么啊,你没看他脱光了,一身肥肉!

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