laozhng 发表于 2024-6-1 08:06   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、单位临时通知要加班，我给老公打电话：老公，今晚我要加班，下班你来单位接我呗。他：咋的？你怕路上吓着别人啊？
2、夜里停好车，忘了带伞，淋着雨哆嗦着回到家。一进门，媳妇看我上下牙齿碰的咯咯响，一下关心地扑上来，揪住我问：你吃的啥？
3、晚上，我做了蛋炒饭，量有点少，我怕老公不够吃，就把大部分拨给老公。老公一看，又拨给我说：媳妇，你吃吧，我吃少点没关系。。。我正感动，就听老公说：一会儿有人要请我出去吃好吃的。我。。。
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