a7300115 发表于 2021-4-21 13:56   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

笑话三则
1、一南方人来到北京一家小吃店,对女服务员说:"睡觉一晚(水饺一碗)多少钱?"服务员一听,神色大变,尖声道:"流氓!"南方人一听,说:"才六毛,便宜,来一晚(碗)。"
2、我:老公~~你看我的两只手啊,给你们煮饭,被油溅得满手点点... 老公:切!那有什么啊?你看我的两只手啊,打FJ打得都出老茧了. 我:.....
3、妻子:凭良心你说我长得怎么样?丈夫:那还用说,就是古代的四大美女也不如你漂亮。妻子:当初定亲时我妈只收了你家几百块钱的彩礼,你说说,这说明什么?丈夫:这还用问,“价廉物美”呗。
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