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福利贴，请小撸，路过不推荐木有小JJ。
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男猪：家穷人丑，1米49，小学文化，农村户口，家徒四壁，妹子没有。难道，我的命运只能是每天面对着凶神恶煞的包工头，我的生活依托，只能靠搬动这些红砖头！
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男猪：终于下班了，唉哟，没看错吧，这么漂亮的房子，房租只要100，为什么只限于男性，难道是找基友？我擦······（思考一阵后），算了，宁可爆菊口吐白沫，也不裸体曝尸荒野。
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男猪：哇！怎么开门的是一个妹子！竟然不是基佬！竟然不是基佬！我没看错吧！老天，你终于听到我内心的呼喊了吗，妹子，妹子，难道我终于要和五姑娘说拜拜了吗！鸡动啊！
男猪：怎么又出来一个妹子，她在对我笑，她在对我笑耶，难道哥的英俊潇洒让她拜倒在了我的28下吗？妹子，妹子，好多妹子
男猪：神··神··神马？！还有！！没关系，没关系，以我搬砖的强健体魄，3P还扛的住，扛的住！
男猪：尼玛！！！又出来两个！！没事，没事，买点“神你油”贴贴，哥扛的住，扛得住！
男猪：哇哈哈哈哈，低调低调，别急，慢来，一个一个来
男猪：尼玛，还有？！！！没事，没事，还有伟哥，哥扛得住，扛得住！
男猪：又来了两个··········额··········算了，被榨死就榨死吧，牡丹花下死，做鬼也风流
男猪：额，虽然我很帅，但你也不用这样打量我吧，打分神马的，日后再说。
男猪：干羊？救命啊，我是不是来错地方了！
男猪：好温柔的妹子，唔····你快给我生孩子吧。
终于，我在这里落下了根，可是，几天过去了都没有我期待的NP，相反：
男猪：碗我来洗
直到有一天，我继续在端碗做苦力
男猪：她们在干吗？怎么盯得我直发毛？
男猪：哇，爆乳装，她跑过来了，她跑过来了,haha
男猪：哈哈，假装矜持一翻吗，人家也会害羞的啊！
男猪：谈人生？谈理想？要不要我们脱完之后在一起谈啊，哈哈
男猪：紧张神马的日后再说，快点啊，我要为你们精尽人亡！
男猪：我终于被推倒了，我终于被推倒了，苍天哪！让推倒来的更猛烈些吧
男猪：啊，雅蠛蝶，给墨迹，一库，一库！
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男猪光荣交粮！
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一年后的男猪
今天的故事就到这里，我们下期继续
完
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