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没看到的强奸

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没看到的强奸

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  一天 B 状告 JB 强奸了她,法官问有证人没?

  B 说 NZ 可以作证.于是法官传唤 NZ 来作证.
  
  法官问NZ: B 被强奸了,你是证人,那天你看到什么了?

  NZ说:那天我被掐昏了,什么都没看到!!!

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还可以啊!!!!支持!!!

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谢谢了!谢谢大家的支持!!

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呵呵,搞笑,支持一下

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果然系好冷既笑话啊

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就是有点小冷!哈哈

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呵呵~~幸好还看得懂·~~

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